Orers avartvec Stand Up Comedy Show herustanaxagci errord eterashrjany:

Herustanaxagci terevs amenahishvogh ev ir tesakov ezaki masnakicn azgutyamb hndik, sakayn iren hay hamarogh Shafi Al Kaprion e:

MAMUL.am-i het zruycum stendaphery patmec Hayastanum haytnvelu, Hayastani masin ir tpavorutyunneri, usman u sephakan biznesy himnelu, inchpes naev ir andznakan kyanqi masin:

- Inchpes haytnveciq Hayastanum, inchpes stacvec, vor vorosheciq usum stanal henc Hayastanum ev voch te ayl erkrum:

- Es 6 tari araj em ekel Hayastan: Hndkastanum, erb du avartum es dprocy, mi tegh gnum es: voreve erkir kam qaghaq usumy sharunakelu, praktika ancnelu, es evs mtaceci gnal voreve erkir ev Google-ov voroneci: Arajinn, inch tesa, Armenia-n er: Tchishtn asac, chgitei, vor nman erkir ka: Hetaqrqrveci, kardaci Hayastani masin: Skzbic gnacel em Alaverdi, apa Arcax ev siraharvel em hayerin: Vortegh vor gnum ei, indz hyurasirum ein: Bard er, bayc sireci ayd lezun, sireci aghjiknerin, amen inchin siraharvel em: Es mtaceci sovorel bzhshkutyun, qani vor indz asel en, vor aystegh shat lav usucanum en bzhshkutyun: U hima es sovorum em «Haybusak» hamalsaranum bzhshkakan fakultetum:

- Ka karcratip, vor Hayastanum bolor hndiknery sovorum en Bzhshkakan hamalsaranum:

- Da karcratip e, hndiknery galis en aystegh sovorelu, qani vor Hayastany shat lav tegh e: te tntesapes, te mshakutayin arumov Hndkastanin mot e: Aydqan el mec chen Hayastani ev Hndkastani tarberutyunnery: Mer quyrern u eghbayrnery, mer barekamnern asum en, vor tenc erkir ka, vortegh hangist e kyanqy, hangist ekeq, sovoreq: Isk ayn, vor asum en, te bolor hndiknery Bzhshkakan hamalsaranum en sovorum, apa asem, vor menq 1,5 miliard zhoghovurd enq, menq bzhishkneri pakas unenq: Tchisht e, unenq shat hamalsaranner, qolejner, bayc chunenq aydqan tegh: Du petq e 1-2 tari spases, grancves hamalsaranum, bayc ayd 1-2 tarin mer kyanqum mec ban e:

- Inch tpavorutyunner uneq Hayastani masin: Inchn e dzez aystegh dur galis, kam, hakaraky, inchy dur chi galis:

- Amen inch dur e galis: Amen inchy hayern anum en hatuk dzevov, orinak: tchash ephely, siraharvely: Amen inchy, inch vor duq anum eq, anum eq hatuk dzevov: Es amen inchy havanum em: Inch-or ban havaneluc araj du petq e darnas fanat: Es Hayastani, hay zhoghovrdi fanatn em darel:

- Isk inch dzhvarutyunneri eq baxvum Hayastanum:

- Bolorn asum en: Hayastanum amen inch ka, phogh chka: Dran es chem havatum, havatum em, vor mardik karogh en aprel aveli lav, ete lav ashxaten, ete lav mtqer unenan: Hima ishxanutyuny phoxvel e, nor varchapet unenq, hima mardik aveli shat huyser unen: Es nuynpes havatum em:

- Bavakanin azat xosum eq hayeren: Hesht eq sovorel lezun:

- Voch mi dasi chem nstel, sovorel em phoghocum, shat sxal barer ei asum, heto indz tchisht dzevov sovorecrin: Ete huys unes sovorelu, hesht e sovorely:

- Inchpisinn en hay aghjiknery: Kamusnanayiq hay aghjka het:

- Hima nshanvac em mi hay aghjka het, ev mtacum enq shut amusnanalu masin: Spasum enq:

- Isk minch herustatesutyunum haytnvely, masnakcel eq ayl naxagceri:

- Ayo, hima es eluytner em unenum akumbnerum, Armcomedy-in em masnakcel: Kamavor gorceri em masnakcel, araj mankatnerum kamavor gorcer ei anum, isk hima aydqan zhamanak chunem: Hima es im obyektn em bacel:

- Hesht e Hayastanum sephakan biznesy himnely: Goh eq ardyunqneric:

- Chgitem araj vonc e eghel, es nor em bacel, ev petutyunic shat en ognel, irenq irenc gorcy shat lav en anum: Es biznesi pattcharov chem bacel: Bacel em baregorcakan npatakov: Mardik shat en galis ev vstahum en mez: Ev ayd vstahutyuny paheln indz hamar shat karevor e:

- Dzer kerparic xosenq: Shat sirvec hanrutyan koghmic, inchpes ayn steghcvec:

- Mi qich erkar patmutyun e: Es Hatis sar ei gnacel ynkerojs het, bardzranalis votqers sarel ein: Erb es anharmarutyun em zgum, misht katakum em, ev ayd pahin skseci katakel: Ynkers asec: du shat lav katakner es anum, petq e gnas ev masnakces Stand Up-in:

- Eterashrjani avartic heto spasvum en norutyunner, kerparayin phophoxutyunner:

- Ayo, shat urax em, vor lav dzevov avartecinq eterashrjany: Petq e masnakcem chorrord eterashrjanin, sakayn konkret norutyun chunem: Indz hamar karevorn ayn e, vor mardik indz tesnen u asen: mer tghan e, mer hndik axpern e:

- Inch naxasirutyunner uneq:

- Xoharar em, patmeci im obyekti masin, sirum em naev tchanaparhordel:

- Qaghaqakan verjin phophoxutyunnerin hetevum eiq:

- Hetevum ei, nuynisk masnakcum ei: Bayc gnacel em voch te qaghaqakanutyan, ayl mer erexaneri, zhoghovrdi hamar: Im koghmic hnaravor amen inch arel em:

- Hashvi arnelov ayn, vor usum eq stanum Hayastanum, uneq sireli ashxatanq ev biznes, patrastvum eq amusnanal, mtacum eq Hayastanum mshtakan bnakutyun hastatelu masin:

- Asaci, vor nshanvel em hay aghjka het ev patrastvum em amusnanal, ev huys unem, vor klinem Hayastanum, vor Hayastanum amen inch lav klini: Ev mardik indz kveraberven vorpes mi hayi: Es hpart hndik em, bayc ev hpart hay em:

- Ev verjum inch kmaghteq hayerin, hay handisatesin:

- Es hayerin hajoghutyunner em maghtum: Mez hamar nor orer en ekel, ev menq petq e ashxatenq, ayl voch te nstenq tany, petq e mer nerdrumn unenanq petutyunn aveli lavy dardznelu hamar: Amen inch lav e linelu: