Nax: mek anekdot.

Erku toshakaru gndapet aygu nstaranin nstac zrucum en: Mekn asum e.

-Hishum es, Vasya, erb menq der sharqayin einq, tchasharanum mer apuri mej inch-or phoshi lcrecin, vorpeszi kananc chcankananq:

-I'harke, hishum em, - asum e Vasyan:

-Tesnes erb e ayn skselu nergorcel:

Ete tghamardy patshatch ushadrutyun dardzni ir aprelakerpin u tchisht snvi, arhestakan xtanichneri kariq chi zga: Isk ete, aynuamenayniv, uzum e «siro ympeliq» xmel, apa ayd npatakin liovin harmar e vorakyal shampayny:

Fransiayi Avinyon qaghaqum gtnvogh Endokrinologiayi ev fiziologiayi azgayin instituti profesor Giyom Shalyen hetevyal bacahaytumn e katarel.

«Shampayn ginin Fransiayum misht siraharvacneri xmichq e hamarvel: Ev mez hetaqrqrec, te ka ardyoq dran gitakan bacatrutyun: Menq arajarkecinq mi xumb kamavorneri ympel mek gavat fransiakan shampayn, heto kensaqimiakan analizi hamar nrancic aryun vercrecinq: Ardyunqy gerazancec spaseliqy. ginin xmeluc mek zham anc androgeni: arakan serakan hormoni makardaky krknaki bardzracel er:

Inchn e pattchary: «Shampayn» ginin acxattu gazi ev xaghoghi ptghashaqari (fruktoza) bnakan xarnurd e, vory yurahatuk azdecutyun e gorcum stamoqsi bjijneri: glandolicitneri vra: Dranq snndi marsman hamar patasxanatu bjijnern en: Bayc ayd bjijnern aynqan shat en, vor ayd ashxatanqin «lcvum e» dranc miayn errord masy, isk mnacac erku errordy hangstanum e: Acxattvi u fruktozayi ayd sharachun xarnurdy phoqrik paytyuni azdecutyun e unenum. Pghpjaknery hasnum en stamoqsi yuraqanchyur bjjin u dranc stipum en ashxatel: Ardyunqum, snndi qayqayumn irakanacnogh xmorichnery stamoqsum shatanum en grete ereq angam:

Ays phophoxutyunnern ayl phophoxutyunneri en hangecnum: Stamoqsum xmorichneri avelacmann i patasxan ktruk atchum e dranc makardaky naev entastamoqsayin geghdzum, vory, baci ayl baneric, naev hormonner e artadrum: Dran hetevum e makerikamum ev amordzinerum androgenneri artadrutyan avelacumy: Ardyunqum, aryan mej arakan serakan hormonn avelanum e 2-3 angam, isk da uzheghacnum e aryan hosqy depi arakan serakan andam ev, bnakanabar, uzheghacnum e erekcian»:

Um tvum e, te shampayni phoxaren kareli e gazavorvac voreve qaghcr xmichq (orinak: «kola») xmel, qani vor drancum nuynpes ka acxattu ev fruktoza, sxalvum e: Bann ayn e, vor ayn parunakum e bolorovin ayl qimiakan yurahatkutyunner unecogh sintetik fruktoza:

Charzhe naev avelacnel shampayni chaphabazhiny «aveli bardzr ardyunq apahovelu hamar»: Chorrord gavatic heto aryan mej alkoholi makardakn sksum e arag atchel, ev araganum e nyutaphoxanakutyuny: Ayd depqum, minchev duq khascneq ankoghin mtnel, androgeny kqayqayvi:

Afrodiziakneri masin ayl araspelner el kan: Aha' drancic mi qanisy: Nax: evs mek anekdot.

-Soghomon tagavory 900 kin e unecel: Hetaqrqir e: na nranc inchov e kerakrel:

-Indz aveli shat hetaqrqrum e, te na inqn ich e kerel:

Dzkneghenayin kerakury ev potencian

Hin Hunastanum bzhishknern amusnacac razmiknerin xorhurd en tvel serakan uzhy verakangnelu hamar aveli shat dzkneghen utel: Ayd zhamanakic i ver hamarvum e, te covamterqn ogtakar e serakan karoghutyan amrapndman ahamar: Bayc da yndameny araspel e: Gitnakannery parzel en, vor covaphnya taracqnerum aproghnery serakan karoghutyan arumov zijum en hartavayreri bnakichnerin:

Dardzyal anekdot

Hatvac seqsapatologi het zruycic.

-Bzhishk, erb xmum em, chem karoghanum avartel:

-Ayd depqum mi' xmeq:

-Bayc ete chxmem, chem karoghana sksel:

Sxalvum en nranq, vovqer karcum en, te alkoholy mecacnum e serakan karoghutyuny: Da karogh e teghi unenal miayn alkoholi ogtagorcman skzbnakan phulum, bayc ayd depqum el serakan karoghutyan mecacumy kartchazhamket e, ev hetagayum anxosaphelioren sksvum e serakan hakman nvazum, apa teghi e unenum erekciayi tulacum u serakan lurj xatarumner:

Karciqn ayn masin, te alkoholy npastum e serakan uzhi mecacmany, aynqan el tchisht che: Eakan e, te inch qanakutyamb vogelic xmichq e haytnvel tghamardu organizmum ev inchpisin e dra voraky: Orinak: voch mec qanakutyan karmir ginin, hiravi, karogh e ogtakar linel tghamardun: Myus koghmic el, vogelic xmichqneri hatchaxaki u aratoren ogtagorcumy, ete nuynisk dranq vorakyal en, bacasakan e andradarnum tghamardu: hatkapes 30 tarekann anc tghamardu serakan karoghutyan vra:

Fransiaci gitnakannery hraparakel en tvyalner tghamardu serakanutyan vra alkoholi azdecutyan masin: Dranq cuyc en talis, vor skzbnakan shrjanum alkoholi nuynisk mec qanakutyuny chi vnasum tghamardu serakan karoghutyany ev nuynisk bardzracnum e nranc serakan aktivutyuny: Bayc vec amis anc sksvum en i hayt gal voch mec xndirner, ayd tvum: kapvac erekciayi dandaghelu het: Hetaqrqrakan e, alkoholamol tghamardik skzbum karogh en nuynisk chnkatel ayn phophoxutyunnery, voronq dandaghoren, bayc hastataqayl yntanum en irenc organizmum: Masnagetneri karciqov: ayd gorcyntacy karogh e annkat yntanal mek taruc el aveli, bayc dra ardyunqum anpayman teghi e unenum erekciayi nshanakali hapaghum: Hetagayum alkoholi azdecutyuny erekcian karavarogh nyardayin kentronneri vra uzhgnanum e u sermnazhaytqman hapaghmany gumarvum en erekciayi het kapvac xndirnery: Ev arden dranic heto gorcyntacy ktruk araganum e (tulanum e serakan cankutyuny ev, i verjo, amboghjovin dadarum e serakan haraberutyan mej mtnelu karoghutyuny):