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20:03, 12.05.2020

Erexan sharunak cacr gnahatakanner e stanum «Matematika» ararkayic, ev cnoghnery stipvac en linum nran teghaphoxel lav hambav unecogh katolikakan dproc:

Mi qani amis anc cnoghnery zarmanqov ev uraxutyamb bacahaytum en, vor irenc vordin grete kataryal arajadimutyun e drsevorel bolor ararkaneric: Nranq erexayic harcnum en pattchary ev hetevyal patasxann en stanum.

-Ankeghc asem, erb es mta qoleji matur u ayntegh tesa xachin gamvac mi xeghtch mardu, anmijapes haskaca, vor ays nor dproci usucichnery chen katakum ev sparnaliqnern irakanacnum en:

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Sephakan avtomeqenayov uxtagnacutyunic veradardzac qahanayin maqsaketum harcnum en.

-Chhaytararagrvac voreve apranq ka bernaxcikum:

-Es uxtateghiic em veradarnum, ev aynteghic miayn surb jur em berel, - patasxanum e qahanan:

-Hayr surb, aynuamenayniv, baceq, xndrum em, meqenayi bernaxciky, - asum e maqsavory:

Qahanan hnazandvum ev bacum e taratesak vogelic xmichqnerov berneberan li bernaxciky, apa dzerqery erkinq e harum u jermerandoren bacakanchum e.

-O hrashq: Amenakarogh Qristosy noric, inchpes Kanayum, jury gini e dardzrel:

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Mi mard, erb mahanaluc heto haytnvum e erknqum, vorpeszi datvi, Petros araqyaly nran asum e.

-Erkri vra dzer aprac kyanqn aynqan el argahateli chi eghel. mi qani angam amusnakan anhavatarmutyun, hayhoyanqner, hazvadep masnakcutyun pataragnerin…Es chem karogh dzez tuyl tal, vor draxt mtneq, bayc qani vor voch mi canr meghq cheq gorcel u qani vor duq sahmanin eq mahacel, dzez em toghnum germanakan kam fransiakan dzhoxq mtnelu yntrutyuny:

-Bayc, surb Poghos, es erkusi masin el vochinch chgitem: Xndrum em, gone mi qani teghekutyun haghordeq dranc masin:

-De lav, uremn lsir. germanakan dzhoxqum dzez gcelu en jrik triqov li mec katsayi mej, anaseli char u garshahot ardzakogh tzuknery phayt en gcelu katsayi tak, vishapy varelu e phaytery, ev duq amboghj ory ephvelu eq: Ev ayspes linelu e amen or:

-Isk fransikan dzhoxqy, - harcnum e hangucyaly:

-Fransiakan dzhoxqum dzez gcelu en jrik triqov li mec katsayi mej, anaseli char u garshahot ardzakogh tzuknery phayt en gcelu katsayi tak, vishapy varelu e phaytery, ev duq amboghj ory ephvelu eq: Ev ayspes linelu e amen or:

-Surb Poghos, bayc erkusn el bacardzakoren nuynn en:

-Voch, voch, amenevin el nuyny chen. fransiakan dzhoxqum tzuknery mi or gorcadul en anum, mi or varelaphayt chi tramadrvum, mi or vishapy teghum che, mi or katsa chi linum, mi or vishapn hivandanum e, mi or jrik gomaghbi patver tvac chen linum…

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Mi mard, cankanalov Surb erkrum anckacnel ardzakurdy, knoj het meknum e Erusaghem: Bayc aycelutyan yntacqum kiny mahanum e: Taghman gorcakalutyan tnorenn amusnun asum e.

-Ete cankanum eq dzer knoj marminy dzer erkir tanel, piti 5000 evro vtchareq, isk ete uzum eq aystegh: Surb erkrum taghel, apa piti 150 evro vtchareq:

Mardy mtorum e u patasxanum, te uzum e knoj din ir erkir teghaphoxel:

Taghman gorcakalutyan zarmacac tnoreny nran harcnum e.

-Inchu eq 5000 evro vtcharum dzer knoj marminy teghaphoxelu hamar, erb aveli lav klini nran aystegh: yndameny 150 evroyov taghel:

Hangucyali amusiny patasxanum e.

-Mot erku hazar tari araj aystegh: Erusaghemum, mi mard e mahacel, nran aystegh taghel en, bayc ereq or anc na harutyun e arel: Es chem uzum ayd riskin entarkvel:

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