Monday 1 April 2024

Nor serundy anmasn e mnacel haykakan radioyi humorayin u sramit patmutyunnerin, erb hatchax anhnarin iravitchaknerum radion karoghacel e iravitchakneric durs gal ։ Uremn ayspes. Haghordavarn asum e: xosum e Erevany u dranic heto voch mi xosq u cptun, havanabar inch vor xaphanum e linum։ Lrutyan mej ancnum e mi hing rope, heto nuyn dzayny: duq lseciq haghordum xuleri u hamreri hamar ։

«Haykakan radion» bacahaytel e anbacahaytelin:

«Kapitalizmi zhamanak mardn e shahagorcum mardun, isk socializmi zhamanak: yndhakaraky»:

Dranic heto radiokayany darnum e bazmativ anekdotneri nyut, erb Moskvayum Radioyi ev herustatesutyan ashxatoghneri hamamiutenakan xorhrdakcutyan zhamanak haytararvum e: «xosqy trvum e haykakan radioyi nerkayacucchin», voghj dahlitchy cicaghic paytum e, zekucoghy erkar zhamanak chi karoghanum sksel ir eluyty: Isk erb verjapes dahlitchy xaghaghvum e, na ir eluyty sksum e hetevyal xosqerov: «Mez hatchax harcnum en…»: Dranic heto nistn aylevs anhnarin e darnum sharunakel:

Ev ayspes, Haykakan radioyin harcnum en.

– Erb lav klini:

- Arden eghel e:

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– Um het e sahmanakcum Xorhrdayin Miutyuny:

- Um het uzum e, nra het el sahmanakcum e:

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- Tchisht e, vor shaxmatist Petrosyany xagharkutyamb tarel e 1000 rubli:

- Tchisht e, ughghaki voch te shaxmatist Petrosyany, ayl «Ararati» futbolist Hakobyany, ev voch te hazar, ayl tasy hazar, ev voch te xagharkutyany, ayl qart xaghalis, ev voch te tarel e, ayl tarvel:

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- Vorn e ashxarhi amenageghecik qaghaqy:

- Iharke, Erevany:

- Isk inch klini, ete Erevani vra atomayin rumb ynkni:

- Baqun el e geghecik qaghaq:

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- Vorn e ashxarhi amenaxelaci azgy:

- Shnorhakalutyun hatchoyaxosutyan hamar:

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- Hnaravor e, ardyoq, komunizmy teghaphoxel Phariz:

- Hnaravor e, bayc meghq en:

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- Inchu aylevs Haykakan radion chi gorcum:

- Ashxatanqic azatvel e ayn hrean, vov patasxannern er grum:

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- Hnaravor e aprel miayn ashxatavardzov:

- Chgitenq, chenq phordzel:

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- Inchu e aqaghaghn aydqan shat ergum:

- Vorovhetev uni tasy kin ev voch mi zoqanch:

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- Kareli e zoqanchin srbichov spanel:

- Kareli e, ete srbichi mej arduk e phatatvac:

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- Inch anel, ete vagry hardzakvel e zoqanchi vra:

- Inqn e hardzakvel, togh inqn el pashtpanvi:

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- Inch klini, ete xachaseren phaytojilnerin lusattikneri het:

- Elektrafikacman hast canc voghj erkrov mek:

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- Inch ban e dietan:

- Dietan ayn e, erb qaghcic mernum es mi qich aveli erkar aprelu npatakov:

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- Kareli e bac patuhanov qnel:

- Kareli e, bayc lav e knoj het:

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- Kareli e inqnaery dnel bardzi tak:

- Ihark e kareli e: Im irn e, ur kuzem, ayntegh el kdnem:

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- Vovqer en heru azgakannery:

- Dranq amenalav azgakannern en, ev inchqan heru, aynqan lav:

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- Inchu mis chka:

- Vorovhetev xozery mard en dardzel, kovery spaneri het en amusnacel, vochxarnery disertacia en pashtpanel, isk havern el cicaghic satkel en:

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- Vov e divanagety:

- Ayn tghamardy, vov karogh e hamozel knojy, vor mushtaky nran giracnum e:

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- Inchu Alen Dalasy ir bolor gorcakalnerin hetaxuzutyunic qshec:

-Vorovhetev nranq aydpes el chkaroghacan imanal, te vortegh e aprum kuzkini mayry, vor hatchaxakanutyamb e herardzakvum haykakan radion ev inchov e zbaghvum DVoSAAF-y:

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- Tchisht e, vor hantchareghutyuny hivandutyun e:

- Ayo, hivandutyun e, sakayn shat hazvadep handipogh e ev bolorovin varakich che:

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- Inch anel, ete uzum es ashxatel:

- Parkir ev amen inch kancni:

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-Inchpes anel, vorpeszi herustacuycov herardzakvogh rusakan lurery vochnchov chtarberven ukrainakanic:

-Anjateq dzayny:

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-Um kareli e hamarel iskakan ynker:

-Ayn mardun, um karogh es toghnel qo tany, minch du mnacac hyurerin tchanaparhum es:

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-Inch nmanutyun ka kananc ev kokordilosneri mijev:

-Arcunqnery:

-Isk vorn e tarberutyuy:

-Kanayq aveli vtangavor en:

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-Erb ashxarhum ktiri sov:

-Erb chinacinery sksen pataraqaghov utel:

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-Vor azgn e amenaxelacin:

-Shnorhakalutyun hatchoyaxosutyan hamar:

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-Inch e krkesy:

-Mi tegh e, vortegh kendaninery irenc mardkanc pes en pahum, isk mardik irenc pahum en kapikneri pes:

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-Karogh e vec voltanoc martkocy spanel mardun:

-Ayo, ete ayn paharanic ynkni mardu vra:

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Kievic mi unkndir mez harcnum e: ardyoq gitenq, te inchpes inqnaspan eghav rus banasteghc Mayakovskin։ Menq patasxanum enq, vor chgitenq, bayc nra verjin xosqern ein. «Mi krakeq, ynkerner» ։

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Harc Radio Erevanin.

Voronq ein Yuri Gagarini arajin xosqery, erb veradardzav tiezerqic։

Patasxan.

Gagarini arajin xosqern ein. «Vortegh e ayn himary, vorn indz xostacel er, te sa depi Phariz tanogh inqnatirn e» ։

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Haykakan radioyin harcnum en.

-Inch ani ger kiny niharelu hamar:

-Togh ogh ptti irani shurjy:

-Isk ete aynqan ger e, vor chi mtnum oghi mej:

Mej e mtnum turqakan radion:

-Dzer cavy tanem gegheckutyuny mi phchacreq:

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Haykakan radioyin harcnum en. - Te ba inchic eq anyndhat dzhgoh։ Amen angam Rusastany dzez phrkum e: Haykakan radion patasxanum e. - Klini mi angam el ay tenc Adrbejanin phrken։ Te che mer taracqnern arden verjanum en

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Haykakan radioyin harcnum en.

- Ed tchisht a, vor Moskvayi Karmir hraparakum meqena en talis:

Haykakan radion patasxanum a.

- Ha, bayc Moskvayum chi, Minskum a, meqena chi, hecaniv a, chen talis, piti vercnes:

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Haykakan radioyin harcnum en.

-Hnaravor e karucel socializm mek arandzin erkrum:

Haykakan radion patasxanum e.

-Hnaravor e karucel socializm mi erkrum, bayc stipvac klines aprel mek urishum:

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h-r in harcnum en. inch anel erb eraz enq tesnum otar lezvov, isk otar lezu chgitenq patasxanum e: petq e qnel targmanchuhu het:

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Mi aritov el h-r- in

harcnum en. Nshanavor mardkanc verjin xosqery hratarakel eq, ba dzer heros Hunan Avetisyani verjin xosqy vorn e eghel:

-De vor shat eq uzum kpatasxanenq, asel e: es brtoghi mery:

Aravel, qan lurj

Aprili 1-in Niderlandakan oragri bazhanordneri tivy hatec 36.000-y, isk yntercoghneri banakn ancnum e milionic։ Bolorid aroghjutyun, garnanayin tramadrutyun, mer erkrin el xaghaghutyun u phaylun apaga։ Hatvac Hanrapetutyan hraparakic։ Gcankar: Levon Latchikyani